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Quotes on sex and romance from around my house in the last few months:

"I don't really want to date her. But she's my little red-haired girl. It's better if she doesn't get screen time."

"I don't know! I'm just sitting there, minding my own business, and there she is with her shirt off trying to kiss me! I don't know why!" (re:her sweetheart with whom she has been sharing a bed with every night for over a month.)

"I should probably stop calling him Bad Sex Steve"*
"Dude... you didn't have to listen to you whine about that. I think he earned it."

"It's like gay, gay ,gay, Gay, OH SO GAY, P.S. Rodney's a heterosexual." (re: Stargate Atlantis)

"There is no amount of snuggling in the world that could make me put up with a tarantula in the house."

"What, so we're all going to meeting to pick up chicks now?"**

"I can't have sex with you! That means we have to get married!" (Two months ago. They are now having sex. No news on the wedding.)

"Check. Wanting to watch a movie you've already seen over making out is not a good sign."

"I just want one roommate who hasn't touched my cervix! Is that so hard?" (One roommate is her sweetie and she and I have been in midwifery school practicing gynecology skills together in class.)

"You make my tea tastes like gumdrops, and my pillow feel like tulips, and umm... my sneezes feel like a summer breeze."

"I'm not saying I would put out for someone who used Douglas Adams as a pick up line. I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt."

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent
** Meeting = super liberal Quaker church


I freaking love my housemates.

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Date: 2008-12-10 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartofslash.livejournal.com
*LOVES*

That sounds like the kind of houses I used to live in...

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Date: 2008-12-10 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com
Yup. It's pretty freaking awesome here.

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Date: 2008-12-11 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
*is jealous of you both*

:)

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Date: 2008-12-10 08:07 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shouldknobetter.livejournal.com
You have great roommates!

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Date: 2008-12-13 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparhawk2k.livejournal.com
Hehe. Silly...

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Date: 2008-12-14 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] percival-me.livejournal.com
outstanding :D

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