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Today is Singles Awareness Day Valentine's day. This is all well and good except for one flaw.

There is no smut on my flist!

What is wrong with the world today if on the day of romance and passion, one must do without hot mansex? Ah well. I'll just have to search harder. *cackles with infinite glee*

On a parting note, I leave you with the most romantic line of all time. If you're me

Oliver Mellors at the end of a letter to Connie Chatterley: "I've written so many words because I can't touch you. If I could sleep with my arms around you, the ink could stay in the bottle."

*wibbles*

~Susan

ETA: I now need a shirt that says "I celebrate my genitals daily." Thank you Cara.
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