Things only Susan cares about.

John and Rodney of Stargate Atlantis so very very clearly traded "OMG what the hell was that someone just died in front of me buddyfuck comfort" handjobs right after The Defiant One. They didn't talk about it or anything then, but that was totally their first time. While I enjoy other interpretations this is clearly a part of canon. Atleast my personal canon.

I'm also pretty sure I know when John/Ronon started and roughly when Teyla/Rodney started. I'm somewhat sketchier on when John/Teyla and Ronon/Teyla started. Ahhh, the logistics of having a OT4some.

You really should be watching this show with me. It's awesome in my head. *hearts show*