second_banana: (For slash)
second_banana ([personal profile] second_banana) wrote2005-04-24 02:40 pm

I can't stop giggling

I know it's not that funny... but *look* at him!

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Sword love! It's a beautiful thing.

~Susan

[identity profile] autumnaugur.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
He fondling his sword. The sword that is comfortably resting between his legs.

Okay.

*nods head*

He's pretty even when he is dirty, though.

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The sword that is comfortably resting between his legs.

It sounds like porn, but it's an honest observation.

A little dirt never hurt anybody.

[identity profile] newbieblueberry.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I dont care how dirty he is....

So..does this bring new meaning to self-love?

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not so sure I care either. He's all grown up. And... fondling his weaponry.

*cackles madly*

[identity profile] newbieblueberry.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
hehe fondling.

and you..cackle? Hmmmmmmmm

[identity profile] caradin.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
hmmm...he's covered in dirt...his sword is resting between his legs...and he's fondling it...definitely trying to be as cool as Aragorn. But this is just funny, and rather suggestive. I *heart* you

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at him! He's holding it like he's going to start practicing putting the moves on someone. I love out of context photos. This one is begging for a caption contest.

[identity profile] elvensorceress.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Damn, I wish this dildo didn't cost so much...it makes me all dirty!"

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And no one every suspects you of a damned thing! You are just as dirty as I am, if not worse at times, and yet everyone thinks you are this picture of innocence! BAH! BAH, I say!

[identity profile] elvensorceress.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says this?

I'm the one who writes about Irish twins doing each other Obviously, tis because they don't know me.

*bats eyelashes*
O:-)

[identity profile] elvensorceress.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*pages Dr. Freud*

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sigmund Frood!

Everything I need to know in life I learned from Bill and Ted.

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
But I already *knew* that!

[identity profile] elvensorceress.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Will/Jack! OMG!

[identity profile] elvensorceress.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
ahem...

"It's a beautiful thing....don't think I can keep it all in."


that is all

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"I just gotta let you know, what it is that won't let me go...

It's your slash... It just goes something to me! Sends the lust right through me I can't get enough..."

You and boredom should come with a warning label.

like this?

[identity profile] elvensorceress.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
PARENTAL
ADVISORY
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EXPLICIT LYRICS

Username:

From Go-Quiz.com

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-24 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Go! Read my next post! Look what you made me do!

All. Your. Fault.

[identity profile] caradin.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
*whistles*

I claim eternal innocence in all this

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Eternal what now???

Who pointed out teh Pretty? Who handed me the Tolkien crack and said "try it, you'll like it" despite my protests that I couldn't handle two obsessions at once? Holy crap was I wrong on that. How many obsessions do I have now? I've lost track.

Remember when I said he'd be hot in five years while looking at a picture of him at 23? Yeah... I was right. Even though he does seem to... fondle his weaponry at an alarming rate of frequency.

[identity profile] caradin.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
ok....slightly less than innocent. more than slightly?

FINE I'm freaking guilty. If I hadn't started it you wouldn't have so much fun though...just think...no hobbit slash, no elven slash, no Orlando silliness, no weapon fondling....I did you a SERVICE. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

I got my roommate to do her presentation in the evil Death in Music class on Into the West. I am evil. it is hilARious.

He was pretty at 23. He's all grown up and sorta manly now...why do I find him less appealing? Hmm, tres interessant.

I wanna go watch RotK again. right now. stupid having to be in class
*cough* i mean.....0:-)

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
You started it. And I love you for it. I love you for it, but I blame you for it.

why do I find him less appealing?

Because you like the skinny dorky guys while I prefer the butch manly types. *giggles* There's an Orli for all occasions!

[identity profile] caradin.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the manly men too!! Well, some of them. Mostly it's just Wolverine that makes my ovaries quivver....heh

and I blame you for my dirty mind!! SO. THERE.

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I merely tapped into natural resources. ;)

[identity profile] mongoluehring.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
I saw a trailer for that movie the other day, and boy, does it look profoundly uninteresting to me! :p I guess I'm getting a little overexposed to epics or something?

My goodness, he does look pouty in that picture though, doesn't he?

*hugs the susan*

[identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I think unless you love epics, love history, or love Orlando Bloom there isn't much of a draw for this one.

I think I'll go see it at some point. The cast list looks impressive enough for me to check it out.

And yes. He does look pouty. He has no one else to polish his sword.

[identity profile] mongoluehring.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you'd volunteer! :) *giggles*

[identity profile] farenbobaren.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*hearty laughter* Ah, Mr. Bloom and his swords. And the question remains: Is he ever going to act in a movie set in present day?? :-p

[identity profile] caradin.livejournal.com 2005-04-25 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, Elizabethtown is set in modern day Kentucky. it's supposed to come out sometime this year but I'm not entirely sure.

A HUGE shocker though, I was wondering if OB had it in him!