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Why am I not drinking? Why, oh why, am I not drinking? *rages*

In other news, Valentines day can suck my balls. If I had balls. Because apparently getting your balls sucked can be a very pleasant experience when done right. And that would be a much nicer thing for Valentines day to be doing than asking me if I "know where the one to keep me warm at night" is.

This update has been brought to you by the letter R.

~Susan