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The last bit of music in the Pirates 3 trailer sounds uncannily like The Plague from Prince of Egypt. I'm just sayin.

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This gem was found in the comments on Bitch PHD, a blog I really enjoy.

Posted by DrM

Me to 3-year old: E, go potty. We're leaving.
E: I don't have to go potty.
Me (dad): Go
E: My penis says I don't have to go potty.
Me: Go (and I hustle him to the rest room.)
E pees.
Me: I thought that your penis said you didn't have to pee.
E: My penis lied.
Wife: E. that will be the story of your life! Never trust your penis.
6-year old daughter A: Does my vagina lie?
Wife: Never.

*cackles*