Quick post as am late for work.

I hate job hunting more than pretty much any other consensual activity on the face of the planet. Unfortunately due to craptastic hours at my current job, I'm in the market for a second. Fucksticks.

To pass the time I bring you a link to a Deathly Hallows automated spoiler generator.

So far my favorite has been "Ron Weasley kills Neville Longbottom by tying his shoelaces together."

http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/harrypotterspoiler.php