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This is what happens when Susan works all damn night with only Mountain Dew to sustain her.

Two My Fir Lady song parodies about oral sex.



On Fellatio:

I've grown accustomed to his taste
Like drinking coffee or neat gin
I've grown accustomed to his moods, the after taste of lube
The sights, the smells, his groans, his tells
Are second nature to me now
I've learned to even love the twins
I was completely anti-semen and repulsed before we met
Maybe it was just the guys I'd blown before, and yet...
I've grown accustomed to his girth
Accustomed to his length
Accustomed to his taste.

On Cunnilingus:

I've grown accustomed to her taste
I'll even offer to begin
I've grown accustomed to her quakes, her shimmies, and her shakes
The hair, the the tones of her breathy little moans
Are second nature to me now
Same with this beard burn on my chin
I used to dread it, going down there, but with her it seems I've found
What's to love in licking and the joys of going down
I've grown accustomed to the damp
Accustomed to the smell
Accustomed to her taste.


Here's a vid of Dean Martin singing the original for those of you who don't *gasp* know the melody. (I had a Nat King Cole vid up for a minute, but it seemed wrong to do that to Nat somehow.)




Also it's official. I have an apartment to move into on the 26th! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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Date: 2008-01-20 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elvensorceress.livejournal.com
And then....

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Date: 2008-01-20 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salixbabylon.livejournal.com
you crack me up

seriously, i think i pulled a muscle... :)

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Date: 2008-01-20 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparhawk2k.livejournal.com
I was going to make fun of you for saying it was wrong to do that to Nat but not Dean but then it all made sense...

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Date: 2008-01-20 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

*loff on you*

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Date: 2008-01-20 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com
No really, it makes perfect sense. Dean would... appreciate it more.

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Date: 2008-01-20 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] second-banana.livejournal.com
I think next week might bring about a verse about rimming. It really should be included...

*needs help*

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