Pretending nothing is wrong.

[second_banana]

I'm sorry for being so freakishly absent from LJ this summer.

A lot of things are wrong, only one of which I will go into here. Will... My brother's cat killed your boxers. I'm trying to get replacements, but it is proving difficult at best. But damn it, I will get them done!

Now... onto more pleasant subjects.



stewardess_lotr and perseph2hades are going to kill me. I am so deeply in love with their fic, it is not even funny. I have never fangirled a fic writer before, and now I have two.

Stewardess's Black Hawk Down slash has killed me dead, brought me back to life, and killed me dead again. The only word for it is "cuddlefuck." No canon knowledge necessary, just a love for manly military men (yay alliteration!) getting it on. Frequently. Oh... and the agnst. I never thought I would become an agnst whore... but here we are.

Perseph's Hector/Paris fics are hotter than hell and make me wanna wear a toga. I don't recommend fics lightly, and both these girls make me wanna cry and need a change of undies all at the same time.

Eric Bana plays beautiful characters. This picture cheered me up when I was down, so now I share it with you all.
Eric Bana as Norman "Hoot" Gibson is the strapping lad without a shirt. *wibble*

I now own the Hulk DVD. Not a terrific movie, but it makes me happy non the less.

I was able to go see a Titanic exhibit at the Oregon Museum of Science and Technology that included an omnimax movie. That was a lot of fun, even though I was very tired. The company made it worth it.

19 has been pretty good so far, even though I still feel freakishly old for my age most days.

I promise to have useful things to contribute latter on. I just needed some time to get my head on straight.

~Susan

Stewardess BHD fic quote of the day: "Don't ask, don't tell, and don't fucking yell!"

Comments

[willicus.livejournal.com]

The cat killed my boxers.

Now that's comedy :D

Take your time with the new ones, if you feel like making them. Don't go out of your way for lil' ol' me.

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

If you can't say nothing nice, don't say anything at all.

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

you're tired of me not saying anything