Tummys are not my best friend.

[second_banana]

So when you have tummy trouble, a good cure is cola. It has pepsin (the same stuff in the nasty pink stuff but with the added benefit of tasting good). Unfortunately for me, it also has caffeine. Lesson: When the only thing you can stomach is crackers and cola, you wind up wide awake and posting on Live Journal at 5 am.

I am missing work right now because of this thing. Grr.

I have a question for the perverted members of my flist. *watches as only 1.5 of you skip this part* What could be going through a man's mind right after he hears the words "I want to taste you?" It's all in the interest of porn acedemics. Honestly.

*hugs flist*

~Susan
P.S. Cara... My cell works for shit when I'm at home. So if it dies again, you may want to try the rent's house.

Comments

[piperbelle.livejournal.com]

What could be going through a man's mind right after he hears the words "I want to taste you?"

"Fuck Yes!"

~~

Hope you feel better soon *gentle hugs*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

hehehe. People with good sex lives or fantasy lives have better immune systems. Smut makes you healthy! I think I just need to find me some healing fic.

*hugs you back*

[mongoluehring.livejournal.com]

Upset tummy for me always meant ginger ale and crackers. Does that work (I don't think ginger ale has caffeine).

As for your perverted question, I think 99.99999% of men would be overjoyed. Most would instantly drop trou were you to suggest that. They would do so no matter where or when this statement was made. In the living room, on a public transit bus, standing outside the confessional at church...wouldn't matter. *giggles*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Well... at least he'll be able to step right into the confessional when he's done... *giggles*

You are a doll.

*hugs*

[mongoluehring.livejournal.com]

Yay! :) *hugs back*

You will let us know the end result of your "scientific research," right? *bounces*

[caradin.livejournal.com]

lol, I would have except...forgot to program your home # into my phone. *giggles* you know you love meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

as for the the question for the pervets on your flist (yesh, I read it) well, any guy worth his balls would accept that proposal.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

I *do* love you.

I'll email you my home phone soonish.

any guy worth his balls
I love you. A lot.

[montmorency.livejournal.com]

Cuddle up with Paris and Hector and Andromache and have a nice nap, and wake up feeling better.

*hugs*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

That's it, I'm trading my general practitioner for you. Your cures are much nicer.

*hugs back*

well....

[stonedogaiel.livejournal.com]

the thought that would run through my mind would be akin to this....."I win"
But we both know that's just me. :) I think most guys would decide that they like you even more right after those words come out of yoour mouth.

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

Did you get all my e-mails? *misses you terribly*

And as for your question....you should have added that he is married and it is not his woman speaking. Well...yeah, not his woman speaking...really.. ;)
*dies*

love you
*kisses your tummy*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

I miss you too!

Dude... he's okay with the spouse thing. They have a deal. Unfortunately my muse's synaps seem to have fried at the comment. *pets muse*

mmmm, tummy kiss.

Love you

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

*huggles you hard*

I assume he'd think about the spouse thing, though. And I don't blame your muse. You fried me with your 'let me taste you' thing. *shakes fist* I think you should have him confused...like...did I hear him right? Dude...blowjob....nice...
O:-)

*sneakily kisses your tummy again*

love you

[newbieblueberry.livejournal.com]

Depends really. If it was JUST after sex, then he would be like... ewww back away.

If he is a little drunk, he would totally take you up on your offer.

If he is a high school student, like me, then he would be all over you, wanting to return the favor.

:)

Get well soon, love.

~Newbie~

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Situations are very important. *sigh* I wish my porn muses were being more cooperative.

[(Anonymous)]

I would wonder if she's offering oral sex or admitting that she's a cannibal. And then I would be frightened, because I don't want to be cannibal food :(

-The Willicus, who for some reason is banned from commenting in your journal.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

I would wonder if she's offering oral sex or admitting that she's a cannibal.

And then you would remember who's asking and all would become clear.

And dude... there is something wonky going on with LJ. I had trouble posting in yours a week ago or so. *kicks it*

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

*coughs*
This is Susan...
There is obviously no 'she' involved.
Cannibal or no.
;)

~Jenwyn