A brief comment

[second_banana]

Today is Singles Awareness Day Valentine's day. This is all well and good except for one flaw.

There is no smut on my flist!

What is wrong with the world today if on the day of romance and passion, one must do without hot mansex? Ah well. I'll just have to search harder. *cackles with infinite glee*

On a parting note, I leave you with the most romantic line of all time. If you're me

Oliver Mellors at the end of a letter to Connie Chatterley: "I've written so many words because I can't touch you. If I could sleep with my arms around you, the ink could stay in the bottle."

*wibbles*

~Susan

ETA: I now need a shirt that says "I celebrate my genitals daily." Thank you Cara.

Comments

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

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there.

[scarah2.livejournal.com]

What pairings? Maybe I have links.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

You are one helpful woman. Kind of. In a not so much way.

*withholds Inseam oral sex scene from you*

I still love you.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Honestly... I'm not too picky at this point. Anything sweaty and grown up(ish) will do.

Silly flist.

[scarah2.livejournal.com]

How are you not watching pornish_pixies? Start there, for sure.

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

:-p!!!!

Well I was going to write you something but noooooooooo.

hmph! *sticks up nose*

[newbieblueberry.livejournal.com]

Blah..I like Cara's idea of Vagina Day...or as I call it:

Vold...the holiday that must not be mentioned.

[caradin.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee, you're welcome!!!

btw, there is now a sticky note on my light that says "unattached genitals are even weirder looking than your everyday genitals"
that is simply BEAUTIFUL

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

You...yes, you over there with the sticky note.....are weird.


but that's why we love you.
*muah*