Hulk/Legolas

[second_banana]

Title: Reality
Author: Susan second_banana
Pairing: Hulk/Legolas
Rating: R-ish.
Summary:Bruce Banner has become fascinated. Or: Bana/Bloom work in any fandom.
A/N: This was given to me as a challenge. Pick three words and a pairing out of a hat and write a drabble.
Thanks: To elvensorceress without whom this never would have been written. I blame her entirely.
Feedback: Is a gift of the gods.



There was something sick about it. Wrong. Wrong to want to touch. Touch such purity. Wong to… love? It could be love. If it were real.

Touch. Every inch of flawless skin he would caress with his hands. Which hands? Hands of science? Hands of a man who lived for control? Or would it be the other hands. The hands of a monster. Raw. Torn. Broken.

Or both? Could he touch and be touched? As who he was? And who he wasn’t?

No. Even if it were real. A prince and a monster?

Close book. Movie off. Forbid yourself again.



~Susan

Comments

[autumnaugur.livejournal.com]

*pets Bruce*

Um...more? Somehow. I don't know how. Men of Myth? Wormhole? Stargate? Alternate Universe? I'll take anything. I'm not picky.

I'll trade you something.

C'mon. You know you wanna.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

This piece was so much fun to write. I had been joking with elvensorceress for a while now that Bana/Bloom works in any combination.

I'll write you another Hulk/Legolas if you write another Eric/Orli drabble. Or write a sequel to your muse war, cause that amused me to no end. *hugs*

And oh yes. I wanna.

~Susan

[autumnaugur.livejournal.com]

Done! I've been aching to write Eric/Orli lately anyway. Any details in particular or just whatever I come up with?

fanfiction

[estutius.livejournal.com]

Re: fanfiction

[autumnaugur.livejournal.com]

*rolls on floor and laughs until sides hurt*

Re: fanfiction

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Yup. I love that strip. Even if it does underestimate the appeal of large men in short skirts,

~Susan

Re: fanfiction

[shaan-lien.livejournal.com]

I saw this and nearly died laughing. I could be dead. *poke poke*. Still not sure.

Re: fanfiction

[shebit.livejournal.com]

*breaks self chuckling*

[newbieblueberry.livejournal.com]

Chris makes me laugh.

Anyway, how was the play Susie? Did you enjoy our "whores," "murderous bitch," and "witches?"

I surely do.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

I did enjoy the play. It was very good. It's odd to be on the flip side of the stage, but it was fun. Good show all around. Especially the tech. ;)

~Susan

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yup. My fault. Allllll my fault. *is so proud* I mean.... ashamed. Yesh.

Twas wonderful, darling. BanaBloom does work in any fandom. Speaking of banabloom....WRITE ME SMUT!!!!
You know you want to.

Call me. I miss you. *hugs*
~Jenwyn

[stewardess.livejournal.com]

Blast! Damn! I apparently dreamed I commented. Or perhaps I feared my comment was going to be so strange you might run far far away.

You see, I think that Legolas, with his fondness for trees and Ents, might find a very tall green man sort of appealing.

*hides*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Buwahahahaha!

I think Legolas would appreciate Bruce's sense of humor. And the big green thing... yeah. I'll hide with you because I totally agree.

Bana/Bloom work in any pairing. Maybe someday I'll work up the courage to post the PG Will/Anchor fic...

~Susan

[therosewilde.livejournal.com]

So. Very. Strange.
Excellent.

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[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Why thank you!

It's not as strange as Will/Anchor. Believe me. *twitch*

~Susan

[therosewilde.livejournal.com]

I don't know who anchor is, so i'm safe. For now.

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