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[second_banana]

elvensorceress is entirely to blame for this. It is a filk. I apologize in advance.



It's the slash
Susan
To the tune of Tim McGraw's "It's your love"
Disclaimer: Please don't sue. You know I don't have money if this is what I do in my spare time.

Readin' in the dark, middle of the night
Takin' your mouse and holdin' it tight
Emotional smut, heatin' my screen
And readin' bout those boys getting naked all over again
Oh its a beautiful thing, don't think I can keep my squee in
I just gotta let you know what it is that won't let me go

It's the slash it just does something to me
It sends the lust right through me
I can't get enough and if you wonder about the spell I'm under,
oh it's the slash

He bottoms sometimes, but always a man
Good slash is hard to find when you're a Harry Potter fan
And Orlando Bloom, is slashed with so many men
Say screw that, One True Pairing
I think I like hearing bout how far they can bend!

Oh it's a beautiful thing, don't think I can keep my squee in
If you asked me what I read, all I gotta do is tell you one thing
It's the slash it just does something to me it sends the lust right through me
I can't get enough and if you wonder about the spell I'm under,
It's the slash
If you wonder about the spell I'm under,
Oh, It's the slash

Oh it's a beautiful thing, don't think I can keep my squee in
I just gotta let you know what it is that won't let me go
It's the slash it just does something to me it sends the lust right through me
I can't get enough and if you wonder about the spell I'm under
Oh it's the slash
It's the slash
It's the slash
It's the slash

~fin

That was far too easy to do. My family did this all the time with songs. You know, without the porny part. I think I need help. I don't think I want it.

~Susan

Comments

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHHAHAHHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*LUVS 2 PIECES!!!*

I'll stop abusing caps lock now...

*huggles*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

The poor capslock! If you aren't careful I'll call the capslock protection agency on you.

*nods head solemnly* Don't think I won't.

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

*thinks*

LALALALA LOOKIT ME! LOOKIT MY PRETTY CAPS! I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM!!! I AM I DON QUIJOTE THE LORD OF LA MANCHA.

iwincauseihaveA ROMAN PENIS!!!!!

[katlinn.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahaha!

*gigglesnort*

Thank you! I needed that before leaving for evil work!

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

*grins*

I'm glad you liked it! And I'm glad I could make you giggle before the evils of work set it.

*huggles you*

[therosewilde.livejournal.com]

Even better than "Shake your pinecones". Don't even know th song, going to seek it out just so I can sing it on the bus.

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[second-banana.livejournal.com]

It's a very romantic song.

But I like it my way better.

*snogs you silly*

[therosewilde.livejournal.com]

*snogs back*

Yay!

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