Song Parody of D00M.

[second_banana]

This is what happens when I read a bunch of hilarious posts about Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth. I have absolutely no interest in whether or not they are in love, friend, covering for the fact that OMG Orlando is so in love with men he only talks to girls with no boobs!" (I actually saw that posted. I laughed. Hard.)

After reading said posts I sat down at my piano to play out of a children's song book we have lying around. This was the result.

I mean no offense to anyone. I love tinhats and nontinhats alike. Again, I really really don't care about Orlando Bloom's personal life.

To the tune of Give a Little Whistle from Pinocchio:

When you see those pics of Kate that make you want to hide
Go and check your LJ
Go and check your LJ

When they hug and touch in ways that you wish to deny
Go and check your LJ
Go and check your LJ

Find out where Viggo is, post some slash picspam
And if you can't believe yell "Help I need a smut fic!"

Blame it on the PR world that he's not with a guy
Go and check your LJ
Go and check your LJ

And always let your tinhat be your guide!

~Susan

Comments

[tragictales.livejournal.com]

*giggles* and tinhats and non tinhats? Enlighten me please? :(

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

"Tinhats" is a term for people who get a little... enthusiastic with their speculation. It comes from the idea of people making hats out of tinfoil to protect their brains from who knows what. Bless them.

[tragictales.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh lol thank you :)

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

Doom.
Doom.
Doomy.
Doom.
Doom.

[wynterhawk.livejournal.com]

Zim!

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Elves! Give them a doom and they take five. I need an Elrond Icon. *goes questing*

[wynterhawk.livejournal.com]

*laughs* too much

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

This is why I should not be left to my own devices. *loffs on the tinhats for their insipiring ways*