Was I the only one who noticed?

[second_banana]

I love my flist. They bring me pictures such as this:




But sometimes my flist fails me. Last week Orlando Bloom appeared on Oprah. In a segment where he ran around Louisville, KY showing his favorite place he went into a custom made leather store where he had purchased collars for Sidi.

Let me repeat. Orlando Bloom was in a leather shop. One that does custom orders. It was one of his favorite places in KY. WHY HAVE I SEEN NO SMUT BASED ON THIS???

Pardon my caps, but come on people! Orlando isn't even one of my most favorite people to slash (though I admit he make the short list) and I see the potential. I am ashamed at the lack of leather!prawn that has come out of that interview.

~Susan

Comments

[wynterhawk.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, you missed the Bana fellating that banana? *pets you*

*giggles*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Oh, I saw the fellating. It distracted me from many a project.

[konstant-motion.livejournal.com]

oh susan, i heart you so

~C

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

There was a lether shop! Leather and Orlando Bloom! Why is there not porn??? *boggles*

[tinanialilli.livejournal.com]

*puts up hand* Excuse me miss! He was on Oprah?

*gets back to classwork like a good little girl*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Your classwork better be writing about Orlando in a leather shop!

Yes, he was on Oprah. Going off about handcrafted leashes!

[bumblebee13.livejournal.com]

Oh to be the banana. :)

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Amen to that. It's just dirty!

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Dear God. Orlando in a leather shop and no pics? No fics?!

The inhumanity.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Exactly! It's just plain wrong. Custom made leather goods people!

[zuzuanni.livejournal.com]

Orlando looked like a skeezy monkey when he was in Kentucky on Oprah. I was disappointed.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He needed some help. But... LEATHER! *is distracted by the perving*

~Susan