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[second_banana]

*cackles loudly*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Second_banana!

1. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than second_banana.
2. Second_banana is worth her weight in gold - literally.
3. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than second_banana, and 400 times smaller.
4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and second_banana.
5. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat second_banana'.
6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, second_banana and compline!
7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in second_banana!
8. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of second_banana!
9. Second_banana can smell some things up to six miles away.
10. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of second_banana!

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I promise to have a real update soon, but this just made me giggle. A lot.

~Susan

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elvensorceress!

1. Elvensorceress can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
2. Peanuts and elvensorceress are beans.
3. Medieval knights put the skin of elvensorceress on their sword handles to improve the grip!
4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in elvensorceress.
5. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting elvensorceress!
6. There are six towns named elvensorceress in the United States.
7. Four-fifths of the surface of elvensorceress is covered in water.
8. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on elvensorceress.
9. The porpoise is second to elvensorceress as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is elvensorceress.

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[mongoluehring.livejournal.com]

"Let them eat second_banana" - that could be really good or really bad, depending on who "they" are.