It's time to play...

[second_banana]

Stump The Hobbit!

So in light of me asking Cara fiendishly difficult LotR questions, I figured turn about was fair play.

The rules:
You can ask up to five questions from any of the fandoms listed below.
I will do my best to answer them without looking it up.
I will admit to it when I have to look the answer up.
If I do not know the answer and cannot find it... I will make something up to amuse myself and possibly you in the process.

Fandoms:
Lord of the Rings: Both book and film including actors and filming information.
Harry Potter
Star Trek: Voyager
Care Bears
The X-Files

Ready..... Go!

~Susan
Watch... one person will respond.

Comments

[mackenzieeeee.livejournal.com]

do we need to already know the answer to it or not?

anyway - where did all the entwives go....?

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Oh heck no. But if you don't know there's no way to tell if I'm right! Muwahahaha.

The Entwives: No one knows. Although Eleanor Gamgee did go searching about the Shire for them, her findings were inconclusive.

~Susan

[df-angel.livejournal.com]

When is Tolkien's birthday?
How long did it take him to write the series?
Are there evil or mean or even grumpy Care Bears?
Can you name two other movies directed by Peter Jackson?
Which fandom is your favorite?

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

1. January third 1892. (I sooo had to look that up)

2. Well he started working on the world of Middle Earth when he was in WWI and his last books were published after he died in the early 70's. (not looked up) He died in 1973. The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings were all written between 1930 and 1955. (looked up)

3. There is a Grumpy Bear, but I prefer to call him Practical Bear. Evil is usually left to those outside the relm of Care-a-lot (where they live) and can always be redeemed.

4. Heavely Creatures. The Frighteners.

5. Gah! They each have their own ups and downs. Which series is my favorite? Lord of the Rings. There's so much there. Favorite fandom? Harry Potter. The people there amuse me.

~Susan

heh heh heh

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

Okay, hobbit....

Who are these dudes....


and why are they doing what they are doing?

Re: heh heh heh

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

You gonna get me in trouble!

Ahem. Those dudes are artistic depictions of David Wenham and Sean Bean as Faramir and Boromir from the Lord of the Rings. Boromir is the eldest son of the Steward of Gondor (Lord Denethor) and therefore next in line to take over. (You know it has to be pre-Quest as Boromir is not a human pin cushion.) Faramir is his younger brother. Five years younger. They were supposed to have dark hair, but the executive decision was made that they needed to be dirty blonds (as we see in this picture) so that they could be easily distinguished from Aragorn.

Now... what are they doing? Well they are standing up embracing each other in the semi and fully nude depending on the brother. Yeah. It's foreplay. Yeah. It's incest. But *damn* it's sexy.

But alas, the artist neglected to include the Bum Dimples of Gondor.

*wanders off with a glazed look to read the fanfic this reminds me of*

~Susan

Yeah. It's foreplay. Yeah. It's incest. But *damn* it's sexy.

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Am going to quote you now... V. nice line. I'm going to get you in trouble? How? We know your'e a pervy hobbit...my avatar says so. And I'm not sure you could see the bum dimples of gondor in that pic anyway as there is a curtain and F is turned the other way.

you like? you like?

Re: Yeah. It's foreplay. Yeah. It's incest. But *damn* it's sexy.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.

I will admit that it is possible that Faramir has the Ass Dimples of Gondor, but that curtin is sheer and I see no such markings on Boromir.

What's not to like? Hot men getting all frisky? It makes my day!

~Susan

Re: Yeah. It's foreplay. Yeah. It's incest. But *damn* it's sexy.

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

*looks* don't know how you could see bum dimples there...anyway, I believe I asked you why they were doing what they are doing...

*bats eyelashes*

Re: Yeah. It's foreplay. Yeah. It's incest. But *damn* it's sexy.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Motivations are so hard to gleen from a photomanip. My best guess is that this is set in the movieverse just after the retaking of Osgiliath but before Boromir is sent to Imladris. If that is the case then it's probably a last chance to reconnect before they go their seperate ways.

And Denethor's not around.

~Susan
They do it 'cause I like it.

Re: Yeah. It's foreplay. Yeah. It's incest. But *damn* it's sexy.

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're gonna be all technical about it...hehehe *was expecting something like "they're in lurve" or anything equally fun*

They do it cause you like it....does that mean I can make L & Am do it cause I like it? or Af & E? am running away now...before you hurt me

Re: Yeah. It's foreplay. Yeah. It's incest. But *damn* it's sexy.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

they just like to do the naked rhumba.

ummm... don't you already make them do it cause you like it? that is the joy of the fandom!

bunny bunny

~Susan

Re: Yeah. It's foreplay. Yeah. It's incest. But *damn* it's sexy.

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

bunny?

*giggles wickedly*

[caradin.livejournal.com]

you said actors, so I am going to ask you questions about actors!! since that is what I know, and 'tis funnier.
1. what did Elijah do to get his role?
2. what film got Viggo the role of Aragorn?
3. what role did Orlando try out for? (for extra credit, did he get it?)
4. WHO'S MY DADDY?!?!?! (that counts as an X-Files question)
5. what was the most Sean Astin weighed during the shoot?

Re: *giggles wickedly*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

1. He submitted an unsolicited tape of himself out hobbiting aroung the woods.

2. I'm soooooo tempted to say Lord of the Rings since that's the only film with the role of Aragorn. But I believe it was Walk on the Moon.

3. Faramir. And I've heard some conflicting stories about whether or nto he actually got it. Basically I've heard that he was basically choosen, but then they had no elf so they made him try it. I've also heard that it was officially offered to him before they changed their minds.

4. David Duchovney.

5. 197 pounds. But I had to look that up.

~Susan

Re: *giggles wickedly*

[caradin.livejournal.com]

I think it's horrible, but I take a bit too much pleasure in this. *is always less smart than Susagrin* Viggo was first thought of for the role of Aragorn because one of the producers' wife had just seen Crimson Tide and thought he was awesome. Since they had just realised that Stuart Townsend was too young and filming was to start in a few days it was the only option they could come up with so they called up Viggo and asked him to be Aragorn son of Arathorn. Now I must away, Carrie just licked me again. *is plotting revenge*

Re: *giggles wickedly*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Damn. I knew I was gonna get that wrong. I *did* know about Stuart Townsend being too young and the rest of it. Townsend originally auditioned for Frodo and they liked his acting... just not for a hobbit. That's how he was miscast.

Poor Cawa. Just lick her back! *is teacher her children such good problem solving skills*

~Susan