Bunnies!

[second_banana]

I suffer from Bunny Disorder. This (not so rare, but often unrecognized) disorder comes on when a person is constantly plagued by plot bunnies, but is unable to write them.

Many bad fic writers suffer from this, but remain undiagnosed.

I *know* I lack the ability to properly realize my visions. It happens. This is why I occasionally collaborate with people who *can* write. *waves at elvensorceress*

Right now my bunnies are as follows:

Black Hawk Down: all BHD bunnys live in the world lovingly created by stewardess_lotr
Hoot singing country music in the car because he believes Todd is asleep and can't hear him. (Todd isn't, and is trying to stifle his giggles.)

Hoot bitching to Alan about Delta boys telling him he's lucky not to have a family back home to worry about. He has a family, damn it. It's Todd. And the dog. Includes Alan reminding him not to come out and say he's with Todd. "Think what you're saying. I'm hearing you, but I'm not asking."

Lord of the Rings: bookverse
A series of four ficlets revolving around Celbrian's departure from Middle Earth featuring 1. Elrond 2. Galadriel and Celeborn 3. Elladan and Elrohir and 4. Glorfindel and Erestor.

Squick warning for the faint of heart Eowyn being fairly frightened that Grima would try and press his advantage. In order to ensure that her virginity will not be taken forcibly, she takes drastic measures and asks Eomer to her bed. (oooooh the angst.)

I have about three Elladan and Elrohir bunnies that I need to sort out before I inflict them on the world. Jenwyn... You are not the world.

The Iliad:
Andromache telling Hector that she is pregnant after he spent the night before with (Cara, turn your dead) Paris.

Helen convincing Hector to accept Paris's desire to rejoin the fighting as a truce.

Full discourse on Aphrodite's role in the lives of Paris, Hector, Andromache, and Helen. Hellen POV.

Okay, I'm done bothering you all now. If I had a firm grasp on the English language I would be posting fics for you to read. As is... you must suffer through my bunnies. They need homes, and perhaps someday I will sell them by the side of the road.

*snogs you all*

~Susan

Comments

[scarah2.livejournal.com]

I don't know about these fandoms, but for HP I know there are "bunny adoption home" type comms where you can post bunnies you don't want to write, and authors can give them a good home. Maybe these fandoms have them too.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

I wish my Harry Potter muses weren't being so freakishly silent, but I think they're mad at me for thinking about the Hermione-Werewolf connection too long.

They *can* be born according to the movie... but she would have shown signs... but JKR *did* compare the circles under her eyes to Lupin's at one point... *slaps self*

~Susan

[scarah2.livejournal.com]

Maybe the born ones have to like, come of legal age first.

*ducks, runs*

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

(Todd isn't, and is trying to stifle his giggles.)

*snorf*

3. Elladan and Elrohir

*wails*

Andromache telling Hector that she is pregnant after he spent the night before with (Cara, turn your dead) Paris.

O_O Good one.

when a person is constantly plagued by plot bunnies, but is unable to write them.

:( That really stinks. *tries waving magic wand in your direction*

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

Just take a moment and imagine Hoot singing "Don't make my brown eyes blue" and see just how hard Todd is having to work.

Elladan and Elrohir

*wails*
I know! Something had to happen very shortly after Celbrian left to make them chanel their anger into orc homicide. Those two have been bugging my majorly to deal with their particular twin issues. (Which of course leads them to talking to Elrond about *his* twin issues... of which there are many.)

O_O Good one.

*drops dead from Persephone compliment on Hector/Paris bunny*

It just occurred to me that Andromache would have gotten pregnant late in the war but *before* Paris joined the fight. Meaning Hector is very grumpy. *pictures Hector letting loose with Andromache like he can't with Paris* *dies again*

At least I am aware that anything I write would be far into the bad!fic category. Restrain is a good thing.

~Susan

[caradin.livejournal.com]

*dies* one day you will have to explain the method behind the madness. Why?? Why why why? I don't get it and probably never will. You still have to explain the method.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

There is method?

Why?? Why why why?
Cause it's hot. I'll esplain it to you someday. Right now... I'll leave you with the first lesson:

What is good about this picture?

Answer: Boys. Attractive boys.

Now this one. What is good about this picture?

Answer: The kissing. Implied sex to happen.

Slash puts both of these things together. Frequently. Therefore I enjoy it.

~Susagrin

*squee!*

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

Dude! Helen is topless in that pic!




ok...so she has a Paris in front of her....stupid Paris.....but STILL!

:-D

*giggles

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

oh, and HOOT/TODD 4EVAH!!!!

[caradin.livejournal.com]

*cocks head like a puppy* I get the pretty boys, and the implied sex, I just don't see why they must innertwine to become pretty boys having implied sex when the nature of the characters as created by the ORIGINAL writer does not lean in that direction. *ducks* I know, I know, Canon Cara strikes again. Hey, at least I let you keep Lupin/Sirius, even I think there is something between those two.

[second-banana.livejournal.com]

I can see your objections to a lot of LotR slash. And I agree with some of it. If a character is taken Out of Character then I do not support it.

This is why most of the LotR slash I read involves minor characters, AUs, or just really hot men.

If a character is rampantly heterosexual, I'll let him/her stay that way. If there is wiggle room... I'll let them wiggle. Natures are debatable. And having sex with someone of the same sex does not make one gay. So... *shrugs*

Slash within canon is always better.

~Susan
And yes... Remus/Sirius were so doing it.

and they called it puppylove...

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

*giggles* butbutbutbut Faramir *SO* gay! Actually...you really can't say the LotR men were rampantly heterosexual as there were no girlies really around for them to be... rampant cause Galadriel was off in her woods being Galadriel, Rosie was at home being hobbity, Eowyn is really a man (see above Faramir comment) and Arwen was grounded for stealing her daddy's sword and Glorfindel's horse...consequentially, no quest for her.

Canon slash is always better (theirloveissohotpink!)...there should be more wiggling and giggling and wriggling ;) and you're right: gay sex doesn't make you gay...watching Spiderman dance makes you gay.

heh heh heh
~Jenwyn

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

First.... *waves back* and Hoot/Todd 4evah! :) Um....Persephone needs to write your Hector/Paris bunny....or someone else's Hector/Paris bunny...I don't really care...but there needs to be more Hector/Paris in the world.....Caradin...poor, deprived Caradin...She Who Must Be Corrupted!
*giggles* and dude, I so totally *am* the world! :-p

~Jenwyn

[caradin.livejournal.com]

I am corrupted. You have no idea how hard it is for me to keep my dirty little mind in check sometimes.

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

bah! Corrupted in the way of SLASH!!! :-)
muhahahaha!!!!!!

[caradin.livejournal.com]

Ah. Never gonna happen. NEVAH!!! *hides*

heh heh heh

[elvensorceress.livejournal.com]

You are missing out, luv!