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second_bananaI suffer from Bunny Disorder. This (not so rare, but often unrecognized) disorder comes on when a person is constantly plagued by plot bunnies, but is unable to write them.
Many bad fic writers suffer from this, but remain undiagnosed.
I *know* I lack the ability to properly realize my visions. It happens. This is why I occasionally collaborate with people who *can* write. *waves at elvensorceress*
Right now my bunnies are as follows:
Black Hawk Down: all BHD bunnys live in the world lovingly created by stewardess_lotr
Hoot singing country music in the car because he believes Todd is asleep and can't hear him. (Todd isn't, and is trying to stifle his giggles.)
Hoot bitching to Alan about Delta boys telling him he's lucky not to have a family back home to worry about. He has a family, damn it. It's Todd. And the dog. Includes Alan reminding him not to come out and say he's with Todd. "Think what you're saying. I'm hearing you, but I'm not asking."
Lord of the Rings: bookverse
A series of four ficlets revolving around Celbrian's departure from Middle Earth featuring 1. Elrond 2. Galadriel and Celeborn 3. Elladan and Elrohir and 4. Glorfindel and Erestor.
Squick warning for the faint of heart Eowyn being fairly frightened that Grima would try and press his advantage. In order to ensure that her virginity will not be taken forcibly, she takes drastic measures and asks Eomer to her bed. (oooooh the angst.)
I have about three Elladan and Elrohir bunnies that I need to sort out before I inflict them on the world. Jenwyn... You are not the world.
The Iliad:
Andromache telling Hector that she is pregnant after he spent the night before with (Cara, turn your dead) Paris.
Helen convincing Hector to accept Paris's desire to rejoin the fighting as a truce.
Full discourse on Aphrodite's role in the lives of Paris, Hector, Andromache, and Helen. Hellen POV.
Okay, I'm done bothering you all now. If I had a firm grasp on the English language I would be posting fics for you to read. As is... you must suffer through my bunnies. They need homes, and perhaps someday I will sell them by the side of the road.
*snogs you all*
~Susan
Many bad fic writers suffer from this, but remain undiagnosed.
I *know* I lack the ability to properly realize my visions. It happens. This is why I occasionally collaborate with people who *can* write. *waves at elvensorceress*
Right now my bunnies are as follows:
Black Hawk Down: all BHD bunnys live in the world lovingly created by stewardess_lotr
Hoot singing country music in the car because he believes Todd is asleep and can't hear him. (Todd isn't, and is trying to stifle his giggles.)
Hoot bitching to Alan about Delta boys telling him he's lucky not to have a family back home to worry about. He has a family, damn it. It's Todd. And the dog. Includes Alan reminding him not to come out and say he's with Todd. "Think what you're saying. I'm hearing you, but I'm not asking."
Lord of the Rings: bookverse
A series of four ficlets revolving around Celbrian's departure from Middle Earth featuring 1. Elrond 2. Galadriel and Celeborn 3. Elladan and Elrohir and 4. Glorfindel and Erestor.
Squick warning for the faint of heart Eowyn being fairly frightened that Grima would try and press his advantage. In order to ensure that her virginity will not be taken forcibly, she takes drastic measures and asks Eomer to her bed. (oooooh the angst.)
I have about three Elladan and Elrohir bunnies that I need to sort out before I inflict them on the world. Jenwyn... You are not the world.
The Iliad:
Andromache telling Hector that she is pregnant after he spent the night before with (Cara, turn your dead) Paris.
Helen convincing Hector to accept Paris's desire to rejoin the fighting as a truce.
Full discourse on Aphrodite's role in the lives of Paris, Hector, Andromache, and Helen. Hellen POV.
Okay, I'm done bothering you all now. If I had a firm grasp on the English language I would be posting fics for you to read. As is... you must suffer through my bunnies. They need homes, and perhaps someday I will sell them by the side of the road.
*snogs you all*
~Susan
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Date: 2004-07-31 08:05 am (UTC)*snorf*
3. Elladan and Elrohir
*wails*
Andromache telling Hector that she is pregnant after he spent the night before with (Cara, turn your dead) Paris.
O_O Good one.
when a person is constantly plagued by plot bunnies, but is unable to write them.
:( That really stinks. *tries waving magic wand in your direction*
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Date: 2004-08-01 02:20 am (UTC)Elladan and Elrohir
*wails*
I know! Something had to happen very shortly after Celbrian left to make them chanel their anger into orc homicide. Those two have been bugging my majorly to deal with their particular twin issues. (Which of course leads them to talking to Elrond about *his* twin issues... of which there are many.)
O_O Good one.
*drops dead from Persephone compliment on Hector/Paris bunny*
It just occurred to me that Andromache would have gotten pregnant late in the war but *before* Paris joined the fight. Meaning Hector is very grumpy. *pictures Hector letting loose with Andromache like he can't with Paris* *dies again*
At least I am aware that anything I write would be far into the bad!fic category. Restrain is a good thing.
~Susan